50 Girls Confess The Strangest Object They’ve Ever Masturbated With

1. Tickle Me, Elmo!

“When I was younger (late middle school/early high school age, I think???) I realized my old Tickle Me Elmo doll felt very nice when it shook as it ‘laughed,’ so, being a creative youngster, I cut it open and took out the part that vibrated it. I unscrewed that and cut out the speakers so it wouldn’t make that laughing noise every time you push the button, put it back together, and voila! Li’l me’s first vibrator.”

2. A wiggling goldfish in a plastic bag

“You know how at the fair you can win those goldfish in a bag? Yeah I used that. I poured most of the water out the slipped it up inside the bag, the way it wiggled felt unreal. I’ve still got the fish but I never used it again.”

3. A snake plush toy

“A snake plush toy. 10/10 would fuck a snake again.”

4. Lego dildo

“I once made a dildo out of Legos….”

5. Bubble wand

“One of those bubble wands. I would take in the shower and use it with the showerhead. That makes it sound like I masturbated with bubbles. Hold on. It was one of these. I used it like a dildo and the shower head like a vibrator.”

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