No matter how good you think you are at sex, chances are you’ve probably made her eyes roll back in the back of her head—and not in a good way. Whether you love sticking with that go-to move you’ve had since college, or you once decided to try something new and kinky that didn’t go over so well, chances are you’ve probably done some not-so-sexy stuff in bed that even science can’t explain. Granted, you don’t need to fault yourself completely (unless you skipped out on reading about women’s biggest turn-ons, or you’re simply oblivious to her pet peeves in the sack). But, it doesn’t hurt to take note of the things you’re doing during sex that might have her running for the hills. To get an inside look on the matter, we asked several women: “What’s the weirdest thing a guy has done in bed?” Some answers are just that—really weird. Others will have you wondering where these guys learned their bedroom etiquette.
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“My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex once to try and milk my boobs. He used to work on a dairy farm. He started making a weird milking motion and weird sounds and started laughing. I was like, “What the f*** is happening, I am not a cow.” — Katie, 22
“I had a guy accidentally elbow me in the face once and give me a bloody nose. He said, “You’re fine,” and kept going.” — Emily, 22